Ich liebe dich.
I live in the Hamptons. but I'm not rich.
I love the ocean, music, and hockey

The first text I get from my dad in three weeks is him screaming at me for not having a job.

Can we just stop this back and forth bullshit and both agree that you’re like not a real parent?? thanks


eat me out and call me your princess

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I hope they ask about me and I hope you tell them you fucked up. - (via halluzinogen)

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A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. -

Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)

“If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.” 

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the only real downside to seeing Arctic Monkeys live is that every day of your life after that will seem empty and sad by comparison 

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